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hi :)
im melissa.
im doing good.
how about you?

Teacher:
You know you can't sleep in my class.

Me:
I know, But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

Chocolate (Acoustic)

burgerkid:

operator: hello 911, whats your emergency?

me: my wifi isnt working

jaylool:

FUCK WAT DA GRAVEDIGGER SAID 

jaylool:

FUCK WAT DA GRAVEDIGGER SAID 

lggyzalea:

when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by 

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Yes, yes.. give them all to me!
Yes, yes.. give them all to me!

certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

robotsatthedisco:

puppytierjade:

robotsatthedisco:

you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end

yes you can

shut up nerd

mangabreadroll:

tflatte:

blackbanshee:

fearless-proud-andstrong:

ohhaiimelissa:

kristalbabich:

“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”


“Adventure Is Out There!”

Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.

THIS WAS NOT OKAY

DUG

HE’S STILL WEARING THE ELLIE BADGE

I was just going to scroll past this when I REALISED what it was

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude


first day of school:
30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.

end of school year:
1 pencil you found in the hallway.


friend:
you good?

me:
are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin

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