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im melissa.
im doing good.
how about you?
drake & josh
season 1:
drake helps josh w/ a crush

season 4:
drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans


Me:
*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*

Random Old Lady:
*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')

ROL:
Isn't he a little old for you?

Me:
Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.

Dad:
*chokes into his drink*

ROL:
You should respect your elders.

Me:
You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?

Dad:
*chokes on his drink again*

ROL:
*storms off*

Dad:
*looks at me with a disapproving look*

Me:
What?

Dad:
Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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metrowolf:

sexy-fandoms:

alfred-f-jones-world-hero:

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this is Alice in Wonderland

all of these are fuckin weird I want 20 of each

ruinedchildhood:

The cops never bothered me anyway.

pizzaforpresident:

is it just me

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or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio


me:
hey whats up....................slime man

girl:
do you have a signature on your texts or something

me:
no..........................slime man

hqlines:

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hqlines:

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at a horror movie
bf:
are you scared?

me:
in this economy who wouldn't be

thesassycat:

I wonder what it’s like to be a dog and eat the same exact thing everyday

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